mechxel:

Donald: I had a dream where a man in white, came in through my window and began to pleasure me.

José: So which one of us was it?

Panchito: Yeah which one of us was it?

Donald: Neither of you, it was my ex.

Panchito: Daisy with a sex change?

Donald: *blushes* No! Storkules.

José and Panchito: Who?

Donald: The son of Zeus, *laughs nervously* I dated a god.

José:…..We’re not worthy.

Panchito: Donald…..you sly dog why didn’t you tell us?

Donald: It didn’t seem important at the time.

José: Panchito shoot me.

Panchito: What?

José: I’m not worthy enough to be in the same room with Donald.

Panchito: Oh come on José, it’s not like they slept with each other….right?

Donald: *blushes* Oooooh boy…..u *laughing nervously*

Panchito: Ok….now I don’t feel worthy.

Headcanon: Jose unknowingly picks up random sounds and mimics them when he’s bored. More often than not it’s sounds you might expect like tv jingles or sayings his boyfriends use, but he sometimes latches on to more unusual sounds like the doorbell or the microwave’s beeping. (LA)

gaypassaros:

It’S bEcAusE hE’S a PArRoT!!!!! ADNEUFNWIRBGEHAIBITEIT

I love this hahaha!!! 

It would happen! The sounds come out low when he is tired. When bored they are louder, and someone catches him with this little habit of his. 

It’s like talking to yourself if you do it a lot. Sometimes it’s natural and you don’t know you are doing it until someone comments or you realize it yourself. That’s what it’s like for our lil boy here! He has done this for so long and all the time that it’s a subconscious thing at this point!

OH, AND – Donald and Panchito absolutely cherish the moments when he does this. They realized it was a habit when he kept clicking his beak after the radio played an ad jingle. They asked him if he was aware of what he was doing, and he didn’t, so they kept it at that and didn’t tell him.