translaforge:

lfkgjfkfdjg I love me a boy who really gets into character

[image description: nine panel drawing of star trek: the next generation mimicking a scene from parks and recreation

data: from now on we will be using codenames.

data, pulling out sunglasses from his jacket and putting them on: you can address me as “eagle one”

data, pointing at tasha: TASHA. codename, “been there, done that”

tasha: looking vaguely disgusted: data wtf

data, high fiving geordi: geordi is “currently doing that”

data, offscreen, pointing at riker, who winks: riker. “it happened once in a dream”

data, still offscreen: counsellor, “if I had to pick a beta”

deanna, looking pleasantly surprised: aw

data, dramatically pointing down: worf is….. … eagle two

worf, visibly relieved: oh thank kahless]

talceles:

ok but the star trek fandom’s biggest crime has been sleeping on the incredible job b’elanna torres did to keep that piece of junk voyager intact over seven years of deep space travel without assistance from starfleet like seriously you’re just gonna praise scotty n shit over and over for being a miracle worker when b’elanna is basically a goddess in comparison smh