lieutenant-sapphic:

americachavez:

thor and gamora in their weekly “villainous blue adopted sibling” support group

thor: loki keeps stabbing me 😦

gamora: so stab him back???? what’s the big deal that’s his way of saying hello

loki and nebula in their weekly “heroic older sibling who’s part of a superhero squad and gets all the attention” support group

loki: thor never stabs me back when i stab him 😦

nebula: so stab him harder???? 

burning–amber:

heatheerly:

spicyshimmy:

jim kirk’s snapchat account though, it would be amazing

him posing with the gorn like “aint easy being green” and one of his salad making a frowny face with tomato eyes and a red pepper slice mouth all “thanks a lot BONES”

and then a series of him posing in his tight red exercise pants sent to spock’s account with text like “SPOCK WHAT DO YOU THINK” different angle ”ARE THEY REGULATION STANDARD” another angle ”TOO SMALL OR JUST RIGHT?” from behind “OFFICIAL FIRST OFFICER THOUGHTS?” 

Omg 😂😂

dannyjbs:

Louie: Dew, if I die in this cave, tell my wife I loved her until my last breath.

Huey: You’re ten years old. You have no wife.

Dewey, falling to her knees: Yes, I will tell her.

Huey: wh…

Louis, whisper: And take care of my children…

Huey: Stop it. We’ve only been here seven minutes.

Dewey, crying: I’ll do it. I’ll take care of them….

Huey: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!

mechxel:

Donald: I had a dream where a man in white, came in through my window and began to pleasure me.

José: So which one of us was it?

Panchito: Yeah which one of us was it?

Donald: Neither of you, it was my ex.

Panchito: Daisy with a sex change?

Donald: *blushes* No! Storkules.

José and Panchito: Who?

Donald: The son of Zeus, *laughs nervously* I dated a god.

José:…..We’re not worthy.

Panchito: Donald…..you sly dog why didn’t you tell us?

Donald: It didn’t seem important at the time.

José: Panchito shoot me.

Panchito: What?

José: I’m not worthy enough to be in the same room with Donald.

Panchito: Oh come on José, it’s not like they slept with each other….right?

Donald: *blushes* Oooooh boy…..u *laughing nervously*

Panchito: Ok….now I don’t feel worthy.