jvlianbashir:

an underutilized source of potential comedy in star trek: biological differences between alien species resulting in differences in color vision.

• “It’s so confusing how both engineering and command wear yellow :/” “They……..don’t….?”
• arguments over whether outfits clash or not
• love poems featuring affectionate descriptions of violet eyes when the person themselves thinks their eyes are blue
• “that dress is such a lovely shade of [untranslatable word]” “….what?” “That dress. It’s [untranslatable word]. I think you’d look nice in that color.” “We… We don’t have that color.”

buzzfeed:

pettyartist:

shanexrayn:

cockyhorror:

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

captain-kathryn-janeways-coffee:

Janeway: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?

Chakotay: I saw you.

Janeway: Honestly, that’s so sweet, but it kinda makes this awkward because I was going to show you a holo-image of Tom Paris as a lizard.

theladynina:

kotilae:

claroquequiza:

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

@claroquequiza I feel you need to see this particular reblog

quark-suggestion:

Come to terms with your Dabo losing streak by not letting anyone play.

captainfjord:

Pro Tips on how to Dungeon Master with Travis Willingham

what-the-floofin:

almos halloween

Bonus:

tinfoilrobot:

3rddoctor:

finally the garbage man is where he belongs!

[The Seventh Doctor, face-down in a pile of garbage.]

enbysaiyan:

lore *lore holding two pieces of replicated bread on either side of wesley crusher’s head*

: what are you?

wesley: an idiot sandwich 

darthlenaplant:

layered-like-an-onion:

The Vulcan version of “thanks I hate it”