panchito-pistoles-caballero:

Josè: Do you want to know your gay name, meu amor?

Donald Duck: … My gay name?

Josè: Yeah, it’s your first name … 

Donald Duck: Oh. Haha, I get it–

Josè: [gets down on one knee and holds out a ring] And my last name. 

Donald Duck: hoLY SHIT–!