pencilscratchins:

i love when people say michael’s existence is a plot hole because spock obviously has such a good track record of telling jim about his family members

ds9shameblog:

PRETENDING TO BE MARRIED FOR A TERRIBLE SCHEME. odo can’t stop breaking character, quark is weirdly good at keeping in character. hmm. hmmmmmmmmm

bold-sartorial-statement:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

renegalien:

crazymuff1n:

rootbeergoddess:

violentlybarnes:

peter and shuri develop a tradition where if one of them calls out the beginning of a meme, the other person has to finish it. 

he once made shuri yell “your dick is now a noodle” at okoye so she waits until steve finally lets peter hold his shield and yells “THIS BITCH EMPTY” only to watch peter scream “YEET” and fuckin throw the shield through a window

They get Groot in on in it and they both understand him

“I am Groot!”

“I won’t hesitate bitch!”

“They’ve barely known Groot and they can understand him perfectly.” Rocket is both amazed and confused

“Groot how can you know these terran memes? we’ve only been here for two days!”

“I am Groot”

“yeah of course”

“I am Groot”

“Who are you calling old!?”

“I am Groot”

“Those are my crocs”

“I Am Groot”

“WELL I SURE HOPE IT DOES”

“I am Groot.”

*crash*

“I am Groot!”

“I thought you said printer!”

newie-talks-trash:

tfw you’re suddenly the party healer

lim·er·ence

fbismostunwanted1158:

ecryre:

/ˈlimərəns/ 

noun
the state of being infatuated or obsessed with another person (usually involuntary)

“See there, Commander? The word of the week.”

“Y-yes, ma’—Kath—Captain! Captain.”