Josè: Do you want to know your gay name, meu amor?
Donald Duck: … My gay name?
Josè: Yeah, it’s your first name …Â
Donald Duck: Oh. Haha, I get it–
Josè: [gets down on one knee and holds out a ring] And my last name.Â
Donald Duck: hoLY SHIT–!
Tag: ducktales 2017
Good to know that the three caballeros are all gay disastersÂ
Majestic
When both your amigos lie that they were both famous and successful individuals and you needed this tour more than anything because obviously you’re lying too.Â
ive had in my head a long time the idea of donald being “”internet friends”” with josé and panchito and i think that opens up a lot of fresh possibilities
-donald taking pictures of both himself and the kids and sending it to them all the time
-3am video chats because of time zones
-zĂ© and panch spamming him with heart emoji memesÂ
-liking commenting favoriting subscribing each others social medias
-dt17 donald realizing he could actively ignore scrooge by being on his phone and utilizing this
-dt17 donald probably blocking scrooge across every platform available, sending multiple friend requests to his nephews after they deny it every time
-some wild discord groupchat shenanigans lemme tell ya
-tagging each other in posts that remind them of each other
-sending each other songs that remind them of each other
-keysmashing cuz……….uknothanks for coming to my ted talk (also that selfie don is transparent in case u wanna stick im anywhere!)
Wow, that new DuckTales was really just three boyfriends meeting up after a long time and trying to impress each other with fake success stories, huh?
When you don’t want your old friends to realize you aren’t as cool as they thought you were
*WHISTLING INTENSIFIES*
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